Saturday, June 24, 2017

Vote Grolsch for US Senate





In addition to working on refencing corrals I was obliged to spend three hours elsewhere today.

Specifically, covering the reelection bid announcement of one of Nebrasky's Senators.

It is what it is.

And no, what it is is not Senator Grolsch.

How do you think that should be pronounced, btw?

The lady in the dazzlecam is a former Nebrasky Governor.






Feral kitten.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

The damme weather again





I was down hard again yesterday. I'll sure be glad when I'm feeling better.

In the meantime, a few pics from Midway. These are just random crowd shots. For the most part.

Something about the sight and sound of all those civilians swarming through the ship makes me feel good.

SNJ
Brother and sister Hawkeye drivers.
F4F-3 Wildcat, one of the stars of the Battle of Midway in June, 1942. Seventy-five years ago this month.
I'm always surprised at how surprised folks are at the sleeping arrangements.
The Fo'c'sle, nee Forward Castle. I love watching people step over the anchor chain without being struck by lightning.


Young SLUF driver. She's got the look. I can imagine a world in which she's a grizzled aviator giving an interview and relates the moment she decided to join the Navy and fly jets.
Imagine the panic if they came to life and growled!
Beer and Scooters.
Where once the extraordinary was routine.
Beautiful day.
Future Crash & Smash AB?
"This thing shoots 6,000 rounds a minute!"

Gonna be a hot one again today. Here's hoping I can get something accomplished.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Skid steer





I charged out of bed this morning.
Common Mullein, a semi-invasive trashy weed. Have to dig them up before they set seed. Sigh.

For some values of charged.
Dryland corn, planted into chemtill stubble. I don't think this corn will make a crop this year.

I really wasn't feeling all that hot, so maybe I'm not exactly mended yet.
I could be wrong though.

I did have something I wanted to do though, so I charged as best I could.

As I cinched up my belt, the damme belt buckle broke. "Ah," said I, "it's gonna be one of those days."

I can't get by without a belt, what with all the guns and magazines and pliers that I hang from said belt. But I didn't have a spare, and it would be hours before the stores opened.

But wait! I did have a new rigger's belt. It took some fiddling and adjusting but I finally got the new belt sorted and got to work.




I wanted to take some pics and video of drilling post holes with the skid steer. It occurred to me that not everyone in the world knows about skid steers and fence and such like.

So anyway, according to whackophilia:


A skid loader, skid-steer loader, or skidsteer, is a small, rigid-frame, engine-powered machine with lift arms used to attach a wide variety of labor-saving tools or attachments.
Skid-steer loaders are typically four-wheel vehicles with the wheels mechanically locked in synchronization on each side, and where the left-side drive wheels can be driven independently of the right-side drive wheels. The wheels typically have no separate steering mechanism and hold a fixed straight alignment on the body of the machine. By operating the left and right wheel pairs at different speeds, the machine turns by skidding, or dragging its fixed-orientation wheels across the ground. The extremely rigid frame and strong wheel bearings prevent the torsional forces caused by this dragging motion from damaging the machine. Skid-steer loaders are capable of zero-radius, "pirouette" turning, which makes them extremely maneuverable and valuable for applications that require a compact, agile loader. 

Some calls 'em Bobcats (a brand name), some calls 'em skid loaders,  some calls 'em skidsters, but I calls 'em skid steers.

A skid steer is a very handy tool to have around the ranch. With the forklift attachment you can lift and carry a lot of heavy stuff. Palatalized stuff like feed and mineral and rolls of wire. Bundles (or piles) of fence posts. The forks are great for lifting and moving hay and straw bales too -- at least the big round ones.

There are other attachments too, like a snow plow, a loader bucket, a trencher, a tree spade, etc.

There's also the post hole digger. It's just a big hydraulic motor that bolts onto the side of the loader bucket. You can bolt different sized augers onto the shaft to make holes of different depth and diameter. The hydraulic motor plugs right into the skid steer's hydraulic system and there's a thumb switch on the right steering arm to set the auger turning.

This is an invaluable tool when you have several-to-many posts to set. And that's just what I have, several-to-many.

So I went out and filmed myself digging post holes.

At the moment thew words aren't exactly flowing, so let the movin' pictures begin!







Really hot here today, got all the way up to 91. I am reliably informed that it's been much hotter everywhere else in the country, making Kimball the coldest part of the nation. In that sense I'm glad I'm here and not there.


Monday, June 19, 2017

Even with the weather





Well now.
Yucca blooming

Starting to feel just a bit better though I seem to have a ways to go.

One of the things that helped me feel better this last week -- or at least took my mind off feeling bad -- was ranch work.



The work I essayed falls under the headings "fence" and "be nice to do."

Fence work is self evidently a necessity. Cattle are grazing animals, and left to their own devices will go wherever the grass takes them. They have no intellectual understanding of property or home, and care not a bit whether they graze upon prairie grass or neighbor's wheat. They are also valuable property; magical beasts that turn sunshine into more magical beasts which can then be traded for stuff like money.

So it behooves the rancher to maintain the fence. Cattle stay put that way.


As far as the "be nice to do" heading, I did a poor job installing corner posts when I did a major fence renovation project about 15 years ago. Those corners have been sagging for some time. They still do the job but not as well as they should, and they look pretty bad. Replacing them has been on the list for quite a while and, now that I've returned from vacation, that chore has reached the top of the list.

It's really not that big of a deal, but it does take a good deal of preparation and logistical coordination.



Shifting and preparing the former power line poles was the first basic task, and that involved a certain amount of physical effort. That effort was good exercise, and also made me feel better in my illness. Whether the feeling better was all in my mind or of actual benefit in combating the virus I neither know nor really care. Feeling better is good enough for me.


Once the poles were turned into posts, the next chore was to tear out the old, sagging corner posts. This involved removing the wire and digging and/or pulling them out of the ground. Nothing exciting there. I also did the math and measuring to determine exact placement of the new posts, each of which will also have a gate attached. Again, not exciting, but tedious!



This morning I hauled my trailer load of new corner posts to the five designated locations and offloaded them. That was a rather physical chore because the durn things are heavy and bulky and manipulating them is right up against the edge of what I can actually do. In that sense it's a challenge and I do love a challenge. Good exercise outside on a beautiful spring morning, too.



As I got stuck in this morning the conditions were just perfect. It was sunshiny and warm and there was just barely a puff of breeze. All around me the prairie was alive and colorful. The smell of June was in the air. Warm, damp soil, dry air, and the green smell of sun-loosened plant volatiles. A perfect work environment.


After delivering the posts I fired up the skid steer and revisited each location, carefully boring deep, straight holes and cleaning them out.

The skid steer is not a speedy vehicle, and the corner post locations were each about a mile apart, so this part took about three hours.

About the time I got home with the skid steer I had a bit of a breakdown, which required a run to town for parts. Sometimes that's how it goes.


By the time the quittin' whistle blew I'd got a good bit of work done. Tomorrow I should be able to finish with the corner posts and get the wire stretched back up and properly attached.

All in all a great day and I believe I may be getting over my New Mexico induced illness.




Sunday, June 18, 2017

under the weather





I mentioned the fact that I'm not feeling so well to an English friend who replied, "Sorry you're feeling 'under the weather' as we say here..."

And that's a common phrase here as well. I'd never wondered about the derivation of the phrase before, but the notion that 'furriners' say the same thing prompted me to investigate. One explanation from the interwebz claims that the term refers to mal de mer, or seasickness. This makes some sense, as a ships motion increases when navigating more dynamic sea states, and weather (though not always local weather) generally causes the waves and chop associated with "stormy" seas.

When the deck under your feet moves around, you also move around, as does the fluid in your inner ear. The inner ear is part of the mechanism that helps you balance and stay upright. Humans are land creatures and unaccustomed to the movement of the sea. For many people the movement of a ship is just an interesting and even enjoyable experience. For some though it causes the misery of seasickness.

I never came close to suffering mal de mer on a ship, and that includes a few days here and there on destroyers and frigates in some pretty rough weather.

I did, however, find a couple of flight regimes which could cause airsickness. With the SAS switched off the Sea King wallowed around the sky like a drunken pig (Dutch roll) and my tummy never liked that, although it never caused real nausea. Just an unsettled feeling.

The one thing that would cause nausea was to enter an aileron roll with my head turned 180 degrees to the roll vector. Yeah, that would do it.

Anyway, I've been fighting a "something" ever since returning from the west coast. I think it's only a mild head cold. Symptoms are nothing more than a stuffed-up head, a bit of a dry cough, tiredness and some aches and pains.

It's miserable, really.

But it's not seasickness, nor does it include nausea. So am I under the weather?

There's magic going on in my body, however, as my immune system attacks and destroys the pathogenic invaders. Without orders, without permission, without government blessing, without tee-vee reporters weighing in, without any 'merkins being viciously attacked and victimized.

Of course now that I've written this my unfair privilege is sure to spark an incipient protest alight in Portland, and some window-licking lunatic will stab a nun with an AR-15.

Butt I digress.

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How do you move heavy poles?







Thursday, June 15, 2017

Reality





Bulls in repose
I had a few interesting conversations over the course of the journey Mom and I recently took.

Now just a word of warning here.

Because of a peculiar trait of mine -- perhaps its merely a habit and neither a quirk nor peculiar -- I had conversations with many people and many of those conversations were thematically similar.

What? Oh, the quirk/not quirk. Of course.

It's simply this. I go down these intellectual rabbit holes from time to time, and while I'm down there it's devilishly hard to get me to talk about anything other than the subterranean warren I'm exploring at the time.

It may look like intellectual rigor and a mad devotion to growing awareness and understanding, but it's really just simple-minded inability to do cognitive multitasking.

Now why does that matter, and why the warning?

It's just this; If you remember talking about this stuff with me, please don't think this post is about you, or that you are the specific person referenced at any point. I discussed this stuff with a dozen or more people, and because I'm lazy and didn't take notes I'm not going to cite my sources.
Cottontail thinking about rabbit pie

Now where was I going with this?
Future jam

Okay. Most of the folks I know are suffering from some level of cognitive dissonance. For many it's just a bit of irritation, but for many more it's a crisis.

Cognitive dissonance is what happens when conflicting ideas collide in the mind. It's perfectly normal for a thinking animal.

We humans are all thinking animals. That's just the way it is.
Winter wheat and wild rye

To relieve cognitive dissonance, you have to think, to work through the things that don't add up. To do this you have to know about reality. You need a measure of "real" against which to compare ideas and the details of ideas.
Nope, ain't supposed to be like that

Now here's the deal. Reality is different than virtual reality or the digital world or television and newspapers and radio programs and koobecaf.
The rye is flowering

You can find valid ideas and truth in all of those places, though it's increasingly rare. But the fact that truth can be found in virtual reality doesn't make virtual reality real. Virtual reality is virtual, real is real.

If you look at a picture of climbers at thew summit of Mt. Everest, you have not climbed Mt. Everest. The climbers have, you've looked at a picture. See the difference?

If the interwebz or the tee-vee tells you something, you haven't discovered a truth. You've had an experience with color and sight and sound and language, but you haven't learned anything about reality.

The only way you can learn something is to compare it to real stuff and real experience in the real world. Up until you've done that, you've just been playing with noise.

There's nothing wrong with playing with noise. It's part of the process of learning and growing. You have to do it to learn and grow. But there's a step beyond the noise, and until you take the step, you're just playing.
What that is?

"How do you know what to believe?" I get that all the time, and it always throws me for a loop. It seems to me that it should be self evident that to find believable truth, you have to compare the ideas you come up with or read about or see on tee-vee or koobecaf against the knowledge you've accumulated about reality.

But it's not self evident at all. You can build a magic kingdom in your mind and believe with all your heart and soul that it's real. If you never stack it up against reality, you can be 100 percent certain that your little happy place is real, and at the same time be 100 percent wrong. I think a lot of people are in that boat.
Ah. Charlotte's kids.

How do you know what to believe? It's simple, really. You have to do the work to learn the reality of reality. That's a lifelong, never-ending process. Compare your ideas and the stuff you hear and read and see against your ever-expanding knowledge base. Lather, rinse, repeat. Every single day for the rest of your life.

The stuff that matches perfectly against reality is the stuff you can believe.

Every day you encounter stuff that doesn't match up. That doesn't meat it's wrong. It might be wrong. It might be right. When it doesn't match up, it's a sign that you have work to do.

If you want to know what to believe, do the work.

It's simple.

Like von Clausewitz said of war, though, all the simple things are hard.

There are no shortcuts. No softer, easier way.

Don't worry about what other people are saying or thinking. Don't worry about whether your stuff agrees with their stuff. Get your own stuff sorted, and leave other people's stuff until you're suitcased.

You want truth and stuff you can believe?

Do the work.




Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Go ugly early!





The Greenie Board in the VF-51 Ready Room in USS Midway.


Words to live by.

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Today I'm doing my best to recover from a particularly severe case of crankiness.

There are things that drive me up the wall, and one of those is running into people who crap all over their fellow humans.

One of the reasons this drives me up the wall is that I know that I've spent a great deal of time crapping all over my fellow humans, and that "that guy" is right there inside of me, straining at the leash.

A long time ago a very wise Chief told me that when other people's behavior pisses me off, it's because I know in my heart, where I cannot lie, that that behavior has been, perhaps continues to be, and certainly could be, my very own behavior.

Knowing that little fact about myself takes all the fun out of bashing people. But it's a good trade, because the me that can so easily swell with unearned moral superiority is an absolute monster.

I don't know the best path for others. I have some ideas, but like me, they are flawed. However, I do know with complete certainty that the only way for me to avoid a living hell is to be constantly reminded of my flaws and the awful places they can take me.

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Having said that, there's this.

San Diego County is 4,526 square miles in area. If we put the entire population of the country into San Diego County, all 300 million Americans, the population density would be only 6,628.3 humans per square mile. That's roughly the population density of a small rural town.

New York City has a population density of 27,000 per square mile. The Jersey side of NYC ranges from about 24,000 to more than 50,000 souls per square mile. New Jersey has the highest population density of any state at 1,218 per square mile. Rhode Island is second at 1,021. New York State is seventh at 420. California is twelfth at 251. Texas is 26th at 105. Nebraska is 43rd at 24. Alaska is 50th at 1 person per square mile.

Scale, context, perspective.






Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Back among the bozos





Getting home was great, getting back in the saddle was great too.

For certain values of great.

The shop had been cleaned, which was nice, but it's hard to find stuff when the cleaning involved a reorganization and I don't have a list of clues.

So it took a few extra hours of work to be able to up tools and begin work.

As I've said before, it's a work in progress.

The cattle are all fine, which surprised me not at all.


A new arrival joined us in my absence. He certainly didn't get tagged, banded or vaccinated, so that'll be an interesting chore. Ah well.




The calves have certainly grown in two weeks. A couple of the earliest-born are about ready for market!

New Mexico locusts are blooming.



The grass is looking fantabulous.


Larkspur is blooming.


As are the white primroses and the prickly poppies. It's a pretty time of the year.





Wheat is all headed out and beginning to turn color. Looks like a good crop, so long as the hail doesn't get it.


Got some fence fixed today. Really good to get some physical labor done. Did about six miles worth of fencing. I can tell I've been sitting on my backside for a couple of weeks.




And now we get to the bozoism. That above was not written with bozoism in mind.

I got word today that in my absence the local kornstabulary, better known as the kimball secret squirrel bureau OF investigation (kssbi) were trying to contact me. I know what it's about, and it's no big deal, but they felt they had a potential "not where we approve" situation.

Apparently, little do they know that there's been this new thing invented, called the telephone. And even newer, the cell phone/smart phone. But nooooo. That ain't the way the kssbi rolls. This is what happens when unprincipled grownups play cops and robbers. Grownups who are not mature enough to hang with the six year-olds.

SMH and for firetruck's sake. 

They're like that in your neck of the woods too. And not just the oinkers, of course, but pretty much everybody in local, state and federal gubmint. They're "officials," and they think they're in ownership positions. People in non-official, non-ownership parts of society aren't in the tribe, and are therefore not really people, just things to be manipulated and used.

It's not the terrorists and illegals and criminals who are the problem with America.

It's the bozos and bozoism.

Not that I feel strongly about the subject or anything.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Home and it's good to be here





Made it home right at 5 p.m., so that was two days driving 21 hours over 1,418 miles. Total trip was 12 days, six of which were driving days, covering about 4,400 miles.




Toining left at Alba-koi-kee.

It was a great trip and we had a blast, and I'll be describing some of that in the coming days.

This evening it's just good to get home, have my stuff back where it belongs, and be looking forward to sleeping in my own bed.

Poor Nona the Wonder Dog, there was a thunderstorm brewing up when we arrived and she was in a panic. Hope she figures out how to get over that.

I learned a good lesson this time. Briefs rather than boxers. Because gravity and physics.