Tuesday, July 7, 2015

A walk on the non-linear wild side







Who remembers the old Virginia Slims television ads? Who, for that matter, remembers televised tobacco ads? It's true, it's true! Such things used to exist. Here's a fave:



Let's not forget smokeless tobacco. Walt Garrison and Earl Campbell.




But I was talking about Virginia, wasn't I? Virginia and her slim, sophisticated smoke. I always liked Virginia.



Virginia's not the only one to have come a long way.

Last Saturday marked the end of America's 239th trip around the sun. Let's think about that for a minute. Our planet orbits Sol with a velocity of roughly 67,000 mph, which ballparks out to 585,000,000 miles per year. Times 239 equals pretty close to 140 billion miles.

What? that's all?

Well… Probably not. Sol isn't exactly standing still. The stars in our neck of the Milky Way are orbiting the galactic center at about 140 (there's that number again!) miles per second. We earthlings, at least those of us who exist in reality, are along for the ride. Whither goest the sun, goest also the earth, after all. So, 140x60x60x24x365.25x239 equals....

Yeah. 1,055,917,296,000 miles. One trillion, fifty-five billion, nine-hundred-seventeen million, two-hundred-ninety-six thousand miles since July 4, 1776.

So how far is that in some kind of reasonable perspective? Well, it's about one-twentieth of the straight line (kinda-sorta, more or less) distance between Sol and her closest stellar neighbor in the Alpha Centauri star system.

If we hopped in a car that could do 140 miles per second and had enough fuel on board, it would take us the better part of 5,000 years to tool on over to Proxima for a picnic.

Sometimes it's fun and useful to think about scale and context. It helps put things in perspective.

But many people are afraid of or hostile to scale and perspective.

I'm glad I don't share that terrorized, rabbity viewpoint.

Shortening days

The days are shortening up now though it’s just the second week of July and summer hasn’t hit full stride yet. The weather is warm and sunny, the days are mostly hot, but the nights are cool, and that’s something to be thankful for. It’s not too dry, either. It’s a summer to savor.


At 5 a.m. dawn is coming fast and the east horizon is tinged with an orange glow where the sun will soon appear. I stand at the highest point of the EJE, an unimpressive hill in the southwest corner of a section of native prairie.


As I look out over the lush (for once) High Plains, it occurs to me that I’m a lucky fellow. Not many folks in America have the opportunity to stand in the midst of such natural beauty each morning, let alone go to work each day on a ranch they love. I’m afraid I tend to take my good fortune far too much for granted.


I’ve been all over the world. I’ve seen and done some amazing things. But this place has always been home, and I’ve never wanted another one. Maybe that has do with the way I grew up.


As a youngster I trompped the prairies far and wide, and though I didn't realize it at the time, I learned a lot.


Witnessing the changes the seasons brought, seeing the effect of precipitation or lack of it, learning the names of plants and animals in their thousands of variations, none of these prepared me for a life on Wall Street or to be the President of a University.


But they did show me the way the world works. Nature is a very cool place.


In spending enough time on the prairie, watching and seeing, touching, smelling, listening and even tasting, I began to understand the world and my place in it.


On a recent excursion I hiked for miles through the prairie, up and down hills and draws and across wide, smooth grassy swales. I carried a forty pound rucksack and the warm sense of my good fortune. Few people in the world get to walk the prairie.


I sat down against a big rock on the east wall of a draw, in partial shade, wind in my face, and just enjoyed.


It was a hot day and I was sweaty and sore. I'd taken a tumble earlier when I stepped on a big rock that was less stable than I imagined.


But the ever-present prairie breeze wafted through the draw and wicked away the sweat on my brow, cooling my body and delighting my skin.


The breeze brought the summer scent of hot prairie; volatiles from grass and sumac and yucca and all the other plants. There was the smell of death, too; something had expired upwind. Not pleasant, but reality in the wholeness of the prairie.


Insects droned and birds skittered about; swallows and meadowlarks and cowbirds. Killdeer dashed back and forth at the bottom of the draw where some dampness remained from earlier rains.


Overhead, the brilliant blue sky was half filled with white batting clouds growing gray and fat with rain for someone else.

I heard a scratching sound, rocks trickled, and four antelope meandered past atop the opposite bank, forty feet away, nibbling their lazy way along while pausing to sniff the breeze and missing me entirely.

The water that I'd packed along in my rucksack was warm but tasted delightful. Kimball County water slaked the driving thirst produced by tramping up and down the hills of the Kimball County prairie.

The day inched along and I listened and felt and smelled and tasted and watched and experienced.

There are riches and honors; fame and fortune galore in the world. And hate and famine and fratricide and the evil deeds of egocentric humans.

And there are peaceful moments in quiet, beautiful places that sing a song of deep contentment.




The religion of peas will save us all from dirty girls





For all the AILOs* out there, look at these dirty peekchures and do the math. If you believe all that crap you spout about the "religion of peas is just like us, man, only better" then you're doing it wrong. And you're a mouth-breathing idiot. And I keep trying to think of reasons why you shouldn't have your collective esophagii ripped out, but I'm coming up short.

Iranian woman at the beach, 1960 S
Co-eds, University of Teheran, 1971. S
University of Teheran, 1971. S
Teheran Twist, 1967. S
Kabul, Afghanistan, 1970. S
You imbeciles are doing it wrong. How 'bout get off your ass and start acting like real Americans?

Have a nice day.

While your man-crush buddies continue to rape, murder and enslave women 'round the entire world (dee-troyt and chicongo too!)


*AILO = American In Location Only
















Saturday, July 4, 2015

Epic July 4 greeting





Methinks some of my AILO (American In Location Only) friends and neighbors could take a lesson.

Elwyn is a farmer/rancher friend of mine from Herefordshire.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Corpsman Chronicles VII: No Slack in Light Attack





Sarge has a 2014 BugBall video up at his place.

Great video. Those Hornet guys and gals are superb.

They stand on the shoulders of giants.

Hey, I'm olden. And I'm in this video in three (count 'em THREE!) places.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Corral project





Selected parts of a day in the life.

Finally getting back up to speed and feeling close to normal.

When I get a chance to catch my breath I'll try to throw up some words.

























Saturday, June 27, 2015

Color, light, shadow





Long, hot day of reasonably hard labor. I've been working on a corral upgrade in preparation for working (vaccinating/ear tagging/castrating) 26 recently purchased calves.

As the day began to wane I took the opportunity to play some more with the new camera. Got a bit of a light and shadow thing going on.
Prickly pear blooming.

One of the rare pink blossomed prickly pears.

Prickly pear blooming in a patch of smooth brome.

Redwing blackbird. Kind of late in the year to see them, usually migrated through by now.

He looks a little worn and beat up.

Squirreltail barley.

From the other side.

Sunflower.

Color, light and shadow.

That nail is always there, why did I snap a picture today?

Grain auger.

Layers.

Bolt hole.
More light and shadow.
Northeast wind. Unusual.
More moon.
Tired and hot and sticky and stinky and sore and creaky and not as good as I once was. Still in the 99th percentile though, so there's that.








Friday, June 26, 2015

November





Neat little discussion regarding USAF Helos over at XBRADTC's place the other day. One topic was the UH-1N fleet the Air force uses to patrol the missile fields of flyover country.

Here's one of those Novembers. See 'em all the time, and they occasionally (and not infrequently) make precautionary landings on the ranch. They also hit KIBM for fuel, which this one was doing the other day.

I managed to log a few hundred hours in Novembers back in the day, including a goodly bit of bootleg. Fun!





"Dude, it's one of those things again!"



Fullbore





From Phibs place.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

More new camera





Still on a journey of discovery with the new camera.

Yesterday I showed an image of AirLink "hauling one of my neighbors to the big city sawbones." Threw up a video of the helo on approach to our local hospital as well.

Turns out the neighbor is a relative, an 18 year old kid who is my nephew's cousin, the nephew of my sister's ex. I don't know the kid but he was always one of the noisy kids scampering around at family get-togethers. Anyway, yesterday morning he was a whole young man, recently graduated from high school and looking forward to college. Early yesterday afternoon his life changed forever in a single car rollover. The words "severed spine" and "paralyzed" keep coming up.

So a lot of food for thought around the ranch today. Brutally speaking, maybe it'll be a good lesson for his impressionable cousin, my nephew, who is "working" on the ranch for a few weeks.

Or not.

A zillion years ago in San Diego at Hospital Corps school, the very first real patient I cared for during my hospital rotation was an 18 year old Marine who'd suffered a c-spine fracture in a motorcycle accident. I took a lesson. I never, ever, climbed on a motorcycle after that. Right lesson? Wrong lesson? Who cares, it's the one I took.

This human tragedy unfolding nearby helps put things in a bit of context and perspective. I've been moaning a lot about how long it's taking to get back to full speed following an illness. I'm not gonna stop moaning, but at least I'm still tottering around on my own pins.

Okay, enough philosophizing. On to the pics.

Nona the Wonder Dog
Shoefly on Kochia
Western Salsify
Rust
More rust
Old-style battery
Prickly lettuce
Spearmint
Hackberry
Times 2
Clothespin
My new weather station!
Case Threshing Machine
Mama and the cow dogs

And that oughta be enough for today.